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| Administrator | What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Administrator | To bad stupidity isn't painful | | |
| Administrator | Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -- Plato | | |
| Administrator | Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors. | | |
| Administrator | "Saying your OS is the best in the world 'cause more people use it is like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world." | | |
| Administrator | Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. | | |
| Administrator | "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn ?" — Stephen Wright. | | |
| Tarax | "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Isaac Asimov | | |
| Tarax | Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain | | |
| Tarax | "What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light." - Mark Twain | | |
| Tarax | "If you pulled the wings off of a fly, would it still be called a fly, or would it be called a walk?" - Marshall Bass | | |
| Tarax | A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. - Weird Fact | | |
| Tarax | Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - Weird Fact | | |
| Tarax | On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | The state of California has issued six driver's licenses to Jesus Christ. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | In Oklahoma, violators can be fined or jailed for making ugly faces at dogs. - Werid Facts | | |
| Tarax | A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | In 1939, Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel titled Gadsby whose 267 pages and 50,000 words do not contain a single letter “e.” - Weird Facts | | |
| Administrator | "This is the real curse of the geek-- to spend a life fascinated by technology, yet surrounded by half-broken implementations of it" | | |
| Administrator | One Blink of an Eye and they they all fall down.. Don't you love Kreoss's Feat?? | | |
| Administrator | "The entwives left us when they discovered that we had wood peckers." -Treebeard, from Lord of the Rings | | |
| Tarax | Did you know that Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. president to have been born in a hospital? - Weird Fact | | |
| Tarax | The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in Celsius degrees. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | A single share of Coca-Cola stock, purchased in 1919, when the company went public, would have been worth $92,500 in 1997. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | George W. Bush and John Kerry are 16th cousins, three times removed. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | The Bible has been translated into Klingon. - Weird Facts | | |
| Tarax | Moisture, not air, causes super glue to dry. - True Facts | | |
| Tarax | Unlike dogs, pigs, and some other mammals, humans cannot taste water. They taste only the chemicals and impurities in the water. - True Facts | | |
| Roughneck | If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. - www.chucknorrisfacts.com | | |
| Roughneck | Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. - www.chucknorrisfacts.com | | |
| Roughneck | The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. - www.chucknorrisfacts.com | | |
| Roughneck | Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear. - www.chucknorrisfacts.com | | |
| Roughneck | 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. - www.chucknorrisfacts.com | | |
| Roughneck | Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. - www.chucknorrisfacts.com | | |
| Roughneck | According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks. - www.chucknorrisfacts.com | | |
| Deadman | Captain J.T. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle. | | |
| Tarax | "Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back!" | | |
| Tarax | "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~ Albert Einstein | | |
| Tarax | "By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong." | | |
| Tarax | "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." ~ George Burns | | |
| Tarax | "The woman cries before the wedding and the man after." ~ Polish Proverb | | |
| Paradox | "Revenge is a dish that is best served cold." ~ Khan Noonian Singh | | |
| Hobbes | When squirrels are eating nuts they always pause and look around in a confused manner, as if they're thinking "Did I leave the gas on? No, I'm a f@#king squirrel!" - Eddie Izzard | | |
| Hobbes | If you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're pissing all over today. | | |
| Hobbes | Who is this Ven and what is up with his crazy diagrams? Ven - "As you can see by this diagram I have made I am not only in the house but I'm also in the garden, I have a hand in the window and a foot in the grapefruit." - Eddie Izzard | | |
| Hobbes | Cheat Commando's Rock, Rock on! | | |
| Hobbes | If you can find your arse with both hands you can keep drinking - Irish proverb | | |
| Hobbes | Very funny Scottie, now beam down my pants - Star Trek Outtakes | | |
| Cullings | Carpe deim | | |
| Deadman | They Live- Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. | | |
| Deadman | The Crow- (After shooting crow.) Top Dollar: Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! F***, I'm dead! | | |
| Tarax | Computer servers now use an estimated 1.2% of all electricity in the United States. This is more electricity than the entire electrical consumption of Mississippi. | | |
| Tarax | The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it. | | |
| Tarax | If all Americans used one third less ice in their drinks the United States would become a net exporter instead of an importer of energy. | | |
| Tarax | The Hoover Dam was built to last 2,000 years. Its concrete will not be fully cured for another 500 years. | | |
| Tarax | Each year, more people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears. | | |
| Deadman | Winners find a way to win. Losers blame the dice. | | |
| Cullings | "Look, causing that much destruction wasn't easy!" fallout 2 | | |
| Cullings | "What do I WANT? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves..." | | |
