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AdministratorWhat lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
AdministratorTo bad stupidity isn't painful
AdministratorWise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -- Plato
AdministratorComputer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Administrator"Saying your OS is the best in the world 'cause more people use it is like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world."
AdministratorFriends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Administrator"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn ?" — Stephen Wright.
Tarax"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Isaac Asimov
TaraxOften it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
Tarax"What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light." - Mark Twain
Tarax"If you pulled the wings off of a fly, would it still be called a fly, or would it be called a walk?" - Marshall Bass
TaraxA duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. - Weird Fact
TaraxOur eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - Weird Fact
TaraxOn the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day. - Weird Facts
TaraxThe state of California has issued six driver's licenses to Jesus Christ. - Weird Facts
TaraxIn Oklahoma, violators can be fined or jailed for making ugly faces at dogs. - Werid Facts
TaraxA pregnant goldfish is called a twit. - Weird Facts
TaraxIn 1939, Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel titled Gadsby whose 267 pages and 50,000 words do not contain a single letter “e.” - Weird Facts
Administrator"This is the real curse of the geek-- to spend a life fascinated by technology, yet surrounded by half-broken implementations of it"
AdministratorOne Blink of an Eye and they they all fall down.. Don't you love Kreoss's Feat??
Administrator"The entwives left us when they discovered that we had wood peckers." -Treebeard, from Lord of the Rings
TaraxDid you know that Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. president to have been born in a hospital? - Weird Fact
TaraxThe cigarette lighter was invented before the match. - Weird Facts
TaraxThere are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. - Weird Facts
TaraxOur eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - Weird Facts
TaraxNo piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. - Weird Facts
TaraxIf you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in Celsius degrees. - Weird Facts
TaraxA single share of Coca-Cola stock, purchased in 1919, when the company went public, would have been worth $92,500 in 1997. - Weird Facts
TaraxTopless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. - Weird Facts
TaraxGeorge W. Bush and John Kerry are 16th cousins, three times removed. - Weird Facts
TaraxThe Bible has been translated into Klingon. - Weird Facts
TaraxMoisture, not air, causes super glue to dry. - True Facts
TaraxUnlike dogs, pigs, and some other mammals, humans cannot taste water. They taste only the chemicals and impurities in the water. - True Facts
RoughneckIf you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. -
RoughneckChuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. -
RoughneckThe Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. -
RoughneckChuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear. -
Roughneck4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. -
RoughneckChuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. -
RoughneckAccording to the Encyclopedia Britannica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks. -
DeadmanCaptain J.T. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
Tarax"Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back!"
Tarax"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~ Albert Einstein
Tarax"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
Tarax"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." ~ George Burns
Tarax"The woman cries before the wedding and the man after." ~ Polish Proverb
Paradox"Revenge is a dish that is best served cold." ~ Khan Noonian Singh
HobbesWhen squirrels are eating nuts they always pause and look around in a confused manner, as if they're thinking "Did I leave the gas on? No, I'm a f@#king squirrel!" - Eddie Izzard
HobbesIf you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're pissing all over today.
HobbesWho is this Ven and what is up with his crazy diagrams? Ven - "As you can see by this diagram I have made I am not only in the house but I'm also in the garden, I have a hand in the window and a foot in the grapefruit." - Eddie Izzard
HobbesCheat Commando's Rock, Rock on!
HobbesIf you can find your arse with both hands you can keep drinking - Irish proverb
HobbesVery funny Scottie, now beam down my pants - Star Trek Outtakes
DeadmanThey Live- Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
DeadmanThe Crow- (After shooting crow.) Top Dollar: Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! F***, I'm dead!
TaraxComputer servers now use an estimated 1.2% of all electricity in the United States. This is more electricity than the entire electrical consumption of Mississippi.
TaraxThe average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
TaraxIf all Americans used one third less ice in their drinks the United States would become a net exporter instead of an importer of energy.
TaraxThe Hoover Dam was built to last 2,000 years. Its concrete will not be fully cured for another 500 years.
TaraxEach year, more people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.
Cullings"Look, causing that much destruction wasn't easy!" fallout 2
Cullings"What do I WANT? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves..."
warpwolf116join the darkside, and get a free cookie
warpwolf116this is art. art likes sharp objects. art likes you. i suggest you run from art.:)
lifelesspoetIf you're gonna shoot, shoot! Don't talk. - Tuco
warpwolf116chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
warpwolf116I'm CDO. Its like OCD, only in alphabetical order, like it should be.
DeadmanOh, ****! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?
DeadmanSalsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.
DeadmanYeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

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